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The world's shortest fairy tale...
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cheri



Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 1350
Location: michigan

PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok Tee. Someone sent me this email this week. I thought it was the same one until I opened it. Please excuse the cuss word at the end but ROTFLOL, it's worth it. Laughing I hope you enjoy it. cheri



This is the Fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:
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Once upon a Time
in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independant,
self-assured princess

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happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle,

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: "Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until a evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am

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And then, my sweet, we can marry

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and set up housekeeping in your castle

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with my mother.

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Where you can prepare my meals,

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clean my clothes, bear my children,

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and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so."

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That night,
as the princess dined sumptuously

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on lightly saute'ed frog legs

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seasoned in a white wine sauce

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and onion cream sauce,

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she chuckled and thought to herself:

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I don't fuckin' think so.
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Tee



Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 4209
Location: Detroit Metro

PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cheri wrote:
I don't fuckin' think so.

I love it, cheri! Thanks for sharing.

How's your son doing?
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cheri



Joined: 22 Mar 2007
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Tee thanks for asking not sure, really. I haven't gotten a letter in 2 wks. I know he is buzy and has tons of testing from now until his grad day(Oct 3!OohRAH!) but it sure would be nice to hear ANYTHING at this point. All we can do is keep writing every day until we can see him and hope his morale is good! cheri
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