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dick



Joined: 22 Mar 2007
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:12 am    Post subject: One for the ladies Reply with quote

Thought some might like this:

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,

'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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bookbug



Joined: 04 Jul 2007
Posts: 300
Location: California USA

PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very good! Laughing

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MarianneM



Joined: 26 Mar 2007
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Location: Houston, Texas

PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lovely story, dick. I'll have to add it to my diminishing number of slightly racy but not really shocking stories to be used to break the ice ... not that there is much ice in southeast Texas.

MarianneM
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