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Worst literary sex scenes of the year (NSFW language)

 
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Jessi



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:18 pm    Post subject: Worst literary sex scenes of the year (NSFW language) Reply with quote

Found many of these hilarious.

NSFW WARNING: these are lines from sex scenes in books so much of the language is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

I am linking a de-slided version here.

Or you can see the Huffington Post slide show (it's all text - no idea why they would make a slide show out of it - it is very annoying to click through) here.
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MrsFairfax



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!!! I confess I had to look up "louche" and still can't decide whether the author meant "disreputable" or was using it from the original French to mean "squinting." And that's just the second one.

Hilarious. Thanks for posting it. (Is it bad there are a couple of these I kinda want to read now? I'd at least like a couple of paragraphs to see the rest of the logistics of that horse thing.)
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Lynda X



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm confused. Did you post the site or how to find it?
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Tee



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lynda X, just click on the highlited word "here" both in the third and fourth sentences of Jessi's post and they'll take you to the two websites.

Regarding those descriptions, I have no comment other than "these can't be for real." Very Happy
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JenL



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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tee wrote:

Regarding those descriptions, I have no comment other than "these can't be for real." Very Happy


Wow. Just wow. LOL

I'm with you, Tee, I've read some badly written sex scenes in my day, but these take the cake. I suppose they don't list the books they came from anywhere? How convenient. Wink
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